Wednesday, February 8, 2012

have a seat

the superbowl...
i already shared my thoughts with you in anticipation of that all American holiday, the [add booming baritone voice echoing here] THE SUUUUUUPERBOOOOOOWL....

what i didn't realize is that to the guys spectating from the comfort of their domiciles, there is something even more important than the snacks and beer... or score....

the chair

deciding who got to sit where was like a machiavellian musical chairs.... like pieces on a chess board all taking the place per their station.. or more like a king on his throne surrounded by courtiers... or i know... something out of The Godfather... with the don at center stage and the ranks of mafia minions seated according to clout

i was teased to the point of harassment concerning the sort of seating i would prefer.

"hey fairy girl... here's a nice comfy matchbox for you"... i can't even count how many people picked up a mushroom from the crudite platter and offered it to me as "a cute little toadstool... this is what you guys sit on... right?"

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

i've decided to let this blog post set the record straight.
yes there are a number of backwood fairies from the ozarks who sit in chairs like this








but i am an URBAN fairy
this is more what i am accustomed to in the way of tasteful and attractive, yet comfortable and practical seating



this belonged to a local merfamily



this is the aftermath of a prak we pulled on Punzel...
more on that another time




























and while walking in the city i have no problem going old school...

and relaxing in a lush pothole
Pothole Gardening by Steven Wheen
Pothole Gardening by Steven Wheen
Pothole Gardening by Steven Wheen
there... curiosity satisfied?
just wait till you get a load of the bathroom fixtures.. now THOSE are bizarre!



Friday, February 3, 2012

super bore sunday

i hate football
my boyfriend loves it
strike that
he LIVES for it
and nearly went catatonic when our local SF team was ousted from the carnage

i hear tell that one of the teams is called the GIANTS?  snort... snicker... i have friends who are giants!
believe me, these padded oxygen-chugging dandies mincing about the green bear no resemblance to the 40 foot moving mountains i know

i should make it clear that i am not adverse to watching sports
it's just that my idea of a nail-biter thrill-a-minute game is waterpolo

here's my favorite waterpolo athlete.  he's named Frodo Lives... his jockey is Javier

but alas... today's topic is that infernal game of clashing heads and spectator omniscience

here is a pic of my fae friend nolly and how she disposed of this year's superbowl sunday
she lives in another country, so her time zone is a couple days ahead of ours

there are actually a couple things i'll be looking forward to, come sunday
the bueller broderick commercial for one thing

and the noshing.. the noshier the better
here is what i'm looking forward to most







here is one food i will NOT be eating
buffalo wing cupcakes... eww!... what sacrilege

no, i much prefer these
maple french toast bacon cupcake!!!

merry sacred football reverence day friends
and remember... should your team lose.... i posted hangover remedies last week


Wednesday, February 1, 2012

how to make a tower of spun gold... sans pixie dust

when Siren School contacted me about featuring my new blog on their FB page i was totally excited...
at first

but now the page admin, Joy, is making demands
"People love your fairy cakes. How about a recipe?"

...........huh?
lady, i am an URBAN fairy
i am the cliche whose idea of making dinner is 'making reservations'
i don't make my own coffee
no, i do better than that
i help the economy by keeping the local coffee bar in business and giving my barista job security

but since cake is a subject so near and dear to my fae heart, i acquiesced.
the confectionerily unschooled should understand that there are many kinds of cake
two of my favorite specialty subgenres are petit fours and croquembouches.
since Siren School is featuring Paris this week, i'm opting for the French version of the wedding cake -- le croquembouche

here are a few pics of the more memorable ones our cook made.. and yes, there is a recipe included somewhere in here too.  evidently one needs a 'stove' and all sorts of other things i've never heard of in order to make it




le Recipe 
[source: the Food Network.. whatever that is]

Ingredients
2 cups water
16 tablespoons (2 sticks) unsalted butter
1 teaspoon salt
3 teaspoons granulated sugar
2 cups flour
8 to 10 eggs


Filling, recipe follows
Caramel, recipe follows

Filling:
4 cups whole, 2 percent fat, or 1 percent fat milk
1 vanilla bean, split lengthwise
12 egg yolks
1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
1/2 cup cornstarch
2 tablespoons unsalted butter

Caramel:
2 1/2 cups sugar
2/3 cup water

Directions
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. In a large saucepan, bring the water, butter, salt, and sugar to a rolling boilover medium-high heat. When it boils, immediately take the pan off the heat. Stirring with a wooden spoon, add all the flour at once and stir hard until all the flour is incorporated, 30 to 60 seconds. Return the pan to the heat and cook, stirring, 30 seconds to evaporate some of the moisture.

Scrape the mixture into a mixer fitted with a paddle attachment (or use a hand mixer). Mix at medium speed. With the mixer running, and working 1 egg at a time, add 6 of the eggs, stopping after each addition to scrape down the sides of the bowl. Mix until the dough is smooth and glossy and the eggs are completely incorporated. The dough should be thick, but should fall slowly and steadily from the beaters when you lift them out of the bowl. If the dough is still clinging to the beaters, add 1 or 2 more eggs, and mix until incorporated.

Using a pastry bag fitted with a large plain tip, pipe the dough in big kisses onto a parchment lined baking sheet. Whisk 2 eggs with 3 teaspoons of water. Brush the surface of the dough with the egg wash to knock down the points (do not use all the egg wash.) Bake 15 minutes, then reduce the heat to 375-degrees and bake until puffed up and light golden brown, about 20 minutes more. Try not to open the oven door too often during the baking. Let cool on the baking sheet. The recipe can be made up to this point and frozen in plastic bags. Filling: In a medium saucepan, heat the milk and vanilla bean to a boil over medium heat. Immediately turn off the heat and set aside to infuse for 10 to 15 minutes. In a bowl, whisk the egg yolks and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the cornstarch and whisk vigorously until no lumps remain. Whisk in 1/4 cup of the hot milk mixture until incorporated. Whisk in the remaining hot milk mixture, reserving the empty saucepan.

Pour the mixture through a strainer back into the saucepan. Cook over medium-high heat, whisking constantly, until thickened and slowly boiling. Remove from the heat and stir in the butter and any flavorings if you want to make a different flavor like chocolate or coffee. Let cool slightly. Cover with plastic wrap, lightly pressing the plastic against the surface to prevent a skin from forming. Chill at least 2 hours or until ready to serve. The custard can be made up to 24 hours in advance. Poke a hole with a plain pastry tip in the bottom of each cream puff and pipe it full of the custard. Caramel: Dissolve the sugar in a saucepan with the water, making an "X" through the sugar with your finger to allow the water to slowly soak into the sugar. Boil to make a light golden caramel then dip the bottom of the pan in an ice bath to stop the cooking. Dip the sides of the puffs in the caramel and stick them together (approximately 20 cream puffs) in a circle, tops facing out. Make a second row on top of the first but a bit smaller to draw the circle in and create a tower of cream puffs. Check it from all sides occasionally to make sure it's straight. When it's finished, drizzle it with caramel all over. You can also stick on decorative elements with the caramel in the crevices, like candied violets, gold balls, gum paste flowers, sugar covered almonds, etc.


and here is my personal fave